Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Wet n Wild - Be Jeweled The Crown Is Mine

Let's have a little talk about Be Jeweled...

When a brush is too plush, you can call it a mop.


And when you use it, it will go plop, making it a ploppy mop.

And when you plop with a mop, you can make a slop.  Then you have a sloppy, ploppy mop.

And when your polish has glitter and shimmer, it can get gloppy...so you have a gloppy, sloppy, ploppy mop.


And that glop can weigh it down and make it flop, giving you a floppy, gloppy, sloppy, ploppy mop.

So.... does this pop?  Is it a flop?  Ok...I'll stop.


This is Wet n Wild ColorIcon Be Jeweled in The Crown Is Mine, over OPI Siberian Nights (not that you can tell).  I'm on the fence about this stuff...figures, since I have four of the colors.  I got a compliment on it, which was cool, but I wish it had a better brush so I could control the application instead of slathering.  When a brush is bad enough to make me go all Dr-Seuss-y, but you know it's really awful.  I might try these with a different brush.  The concept is great, they're heavy shimmer frosts with a serious dose of glitter...the brush is just such a pain in the ass!  I want to like them, but....dunno. Have some more photos and see if you can muster an opinion...






Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Summer Target Beauty Bag is here!

Actually...it might have been in my mailbox for a few days.  I'm bad about getting the mail.

Same box as last time, only this one looks even grungier and more beaten-up.


...and a bag I might actually use.  That stripe thing wasn't me at all.  Ick.

Magic color changing bedding!  WTF, camera?!?

This also doesn't smell anywhere near as much as Spring did.  My spring bag STILL smells.  This is a 'just out of the shower' smell, strong enough to make my eyes itch, but no coughing.

...and the stuff....


Seems like more than Spring had, but then there was a big-ish pack of face wipes in that.  So what do we have?  Two shampoo/conditioner combos this time, Garnier Fructis Color Shield (0.34oz each) and Tresemme Split Remedy (1oz each).  I'll be trying both, since I have looooong hair and I'll get around to coloring it eventually.  Aveeno Daily Detoxifying Scrub (1oz) has a mild smell and has little beads in it.  Rice bran wax maybe, from the ingredient list.  I'll be trying this too.  The best one, for me anyway, is Neutrogena Ultra Sheer Dry-Touch Sunblock SPF 70 (1oz).  I've liked their sunscreens before and this looks to be fragrance-free.  More than I can say for the bag.  Starting to get a headache.  I can't figure out who the stinker is, but I'm thinking it's the Tresemme.  The non-deluxe sample is Revlon Colorburst Lip Butter in Peach Parfait, which I knew would look at least ok on me, since Emma whatsit and I have similar enough coloring.


Yeah, not too bad at all.  The color is fresh and summery and it feels really good on, but dunno if I'd buy it.  The thing I don't like about the non-deluxe samples is you have no way of knowing how they actually apply.  Dabbing this on with a finger it's ok enough, but the stick itself (is it even a stick?) might suck.

So...on to the important part...the coupons.  $1, $2, and...a $3!!!
  • Aveeno skin care
  • 2 Garnier Fructis hair care
  • Neutrogena sun care
  • Jergens moisturizer
  • L'Oreal Color Riche lip or nail
  • 2 hair care from Head & Shoulders, Herbal Essences, Pantene, Aussie
  • Rimmel bronzer
  • Tresemme hair care
$2 off:
  • 2 CoverGirl items
  • Nivea body skin care
  • Olay facial skin care
  • Pixi cosmetics item
aaaaand $3 off a Revlon cosmetics item!  Yaaaay!  The coupons don't expire until 8/31.  Target really got on the ball and did this early this time, which is so much better.

Thanks, Target!  This blog probably wouldn't exist if not for the Sally Hansen Magnetic coupon in the Spring bag.

Friday, June 15, 2012

Evolving Nail

I've already mentioned my love of the Sally Hansen HD's that I got for 75% off at the start of my absurd clearance hot streak....but I didn't show any photos.  I haven't posted any nail swatches all week.  This is why....

The HD's sheer, buildable awesomeness inspired me to challenge myself.  I decided that for five days I wasn't gonna remove my polish.  I was only gonna add to what was there and see where things went.

I started with Wet n Wild Megalast Disturbia.  In the bottle it's an alluring red-violet with a purpley/red/gold shimmer.  Honestly, I was a little disappointed.


This is full sun.  The color is waaaay darker than I expected.  The shimmer?  Almost unnoticeable.  But...it's pretty and it was cheap and on sale, so...whatever.  I'll use it again, I'm sure.  The black grape cream it becomes when worn is  really likeable and more distinct than what the bottle suggests.  It does take three coats to not be a streaky disaster, but that's typical of Wet n Wild.  It wore well on my left hand, but not wonderfully on my right.  Almost right away I got the kind of wearing off at the edges that you usually don't get until day two or three...but this was without a top coat...which makes that mirror shine really impressive, no?  You can see the hill behind my house reflected in my ring finger.

The brush on the megalast is...odd.  That's a topic for a shorter post though.

Day two was gonna be something pearly to put a twist on this deep purple base.  Early Tuesday morning (I couldn't wait...this was around midnight) I added a layer of SH NailPrisms South Sea Pearl.  Ohholyfuckthisisthebestthingeverrrrr!!!


I mean....LOOOOK!!!  Each nail is a different color sometimes....


Sadly, the best photos were pre-cleanup, because after I got home I had a confusing minor tragedy....but enjoy the shimmer before you see the sadness...





LOVE!!!!  ...but then this happened....


What?  WHAT?  How?  Why?  I don't....  Took me a until that night to figure out what had caused all these nasty little scratches.  The polish was dry!  This didn't make sense.  Turns out it was my hair.  Weird, I know.  When I put it up, I hate when the elastic slips out, so I put it on as tight as it will go.  Tighter than I thought, apparently, because the pressure of it dug my hair into polish that had been applied 5+ hours before.  I'm much more careful now.

I was so tempted to do something to fix this, but that was against the 'rules' of my challenge.  By the time Wednesday morning came I was absurdly eager to put another layer on and hide the scratches.  Time for one of the HD's, Byte.  I'd never have bought this color if I hadn't loved the blues so much...but I'm sooo glad I did.

Again, too many photos because of the colorchangey-ness.  It looked different in each light I saw it in.












I had to try really hard for it to actually catch the pinkish flash, but it's there
I was a little sad to say goodbye and change this on Thursday, but...it was time.  Another HD, this time it was Laser.  I slept through the sunny part of the day, so the photos weren't the best, but there are still way too many of them anyway.







Day four...getting a little rough at the edges...
So now it's day five.  I'm itching to be done with this, as much fun as it's been.  'Forcing' myself to stick with it was fun, but I've got so many untried things...and...let's just say...I'm feeling a bit....franken-furtive.

Day five, the final day, the top coat, the...um...end...had to be something special, something different.  A flakie was ideal...and I have the perfect one.  Sally Hansen Diamond Strength Glass Slipper!  It's an odd one because it's not iridescent like virtually all the others I've seen.  The flakes are pearly opal white, like fake snow.







It's even weirder in full sun.  Most flakies are outstandingly flashy in full sun, but Glass Slipper is almost as heliophobic as I am.


This was so much fun!  I'll be doing this again, maybe next month.  Maybe I can get Nichole to try it too.  The planning, the changes, the results...it was exciting and I found some combinations I might not have tried otherwise.  It really got me to look through my collection too....photos of that coming soonish.


Anyone who knows me should really be shocked that I bought (and WORE) Byte.  I fought the evil "p word" and gave it at try.  I might have to buy pink glitter more often.  Maybe.

Thursday, June 14, 2012

e.l.f. Summer Makeup

I could pretend that this wasn't last Thursday and I'm not a week late posting, but...meh.

It's June already, somehow, and that means the Philly area is gonna be a humid armpit in a few weeks.  It gets awful here.  We can have whole weeks where the humidity doesn't go below 95% and it's 85 even at night.  In  that weather 'normal' makeup melts and feels heavy and gluey and just isn't worth wearing if you'll be outside for more than a sprint to the car.

I *could* just skip it, but A) I'm trying to wear makeup more often and B) rosacea.  Mine isn't that bad really, most of the time.  It gets worse in the summer, but at least then I don't have people asking me why I'm sunburned.  My rosacea stuns people for some reason.  The (sometimes sudden) appearance of two upside-down red triangles under my eyes has caused real, sincere double takes.  The best is when I have to explain it.  I just pawn it off as "an Irish thing" most of the time.  Thanks, grandma.

So here's me, without makeup.  I look like crap, I know.  Puffy, 
tired, hair misbehaving and needing a trim, and with bushy monster eyebrows...when better to put your face on the interwebs, right?  This isn't me at my worst, just 'not my best'.  Meh.  The rosacea isn't too bad.  The triangles are pink instead of red.

I don't hate how I look, but I know that with a tiny bit of effort I can look at least a little better.  Sometimes a mood will hit me and I'll make a big fuss doing serious makeup just to go to Target.  Then there are days like this when I was gonna be out in hot weather, driving, carrying a small Ikea flatpack....and feeling like crap in general.  (Ikea trip details in the next post.)  It's weird, but sometimes if I'm gonna feel sick I'd rather be out in public keeping busy than sitting at home and grumping.  Call it "retail therapy" if you want, but shopping is a cheap -ish, healthy-ish buzz...and I've needed it badly lately.

If I had to pick a single favorite makeup brand it would probably be e.l.f.  They're a perfect mix of low-price, ethical (if you're furry, not if you're human), and good.  There's cheaper makeup, but it's generally garbage or for kids.  There's better makeup, but it can cost more per item than I spend on a whole  e.l.f. order.  I'd rather 'spoil myself' with ten of their products than just two from a high-end brand.  On top of that, they don't test on animals and they're one of the few independent companies left, so you don't have the whole 'parent company' worries.  They get a bit of a zonk for having their products made in China (boo hiss)....but it still leaves them ahead of several of the drugstore brands where your conscience is concerned.

My last order from them was a bunch of summer stuff to cope with the four months of nasty weather coming up.  All of the makeup in this post is from that order.

Somewhere in the semi-unpacked chaos that is my new house there's my CoverGirl tinted moisturizer, but I can't find the damn thing.  I'd never tried any of  e.l.f. 's face stuff before, so instead of shelling out $3 for their Studio tinted moisturizer I bought the $1 Essentials one.

Well..I still look tired and bloated, but it's moisturizer, not magic.  It's an improvement.  It smells fresh and citrusy and goes on smooth.  It fades my triangles away a bit and takes a little of the purple out from under my eyes and I didn't have to use much.  This is Ivory, the lightest of their six shades.  SIX!  So many tinted moisturizers only come in three or four shades.

The only vague downside I can see is that this tube is tinytinytiny.  I ordered a bunch of their Shimmering Facial Whips too and I thought the moisturizer was missing...until I realized it was right there with the Whips.  It looks a lot like them, but it's bigger.  That's a relative term.  It's 0.42oz.  Tinytinytinytiny!  Still, for $1 it's way cheaper than the CG stuff, which goes for $6.50-8.50 everywhere I've seen it.  The CG stuff is smoother, but smells weird, costs more, and doesn't really cover much better.  I would probably buy this again and I might try the Studio one in a future order.

Oh god...fuzz.  Nichole, you're right...the buzz thing requires vigilance.  I failed.  Still, I like this gloss.  It's e.l.f. Essentials Super Glossy Lip Gloss in Malt Shake, one of several I ordered because lip gloss is perfect for summer.  Its also only $1 for a 0.35oz tube...and it doesn't feel like paste or smell like baby medicine or old ladies!  It is a little sticky, but not horrible and goes on smoother than most $1 glosses.  The smell is sweet, but not cloying.  The color is sheer and flattering and stays for a while.  It came off when I had lunch...gloss does that.  The tube looks *nothing* like it does on the site, which is irritatingly common for them, but it goes on like it was the color the site suggests.  Weird.  Maybe it's a lighting thing.  I've never figured this out, as many times as it's happened to me.

I didn't take a photo of my eye with the Primer Eyeshadow or my cheeks with the Shimmering Facial Whip.  I'm not sure if I thought they were too subtle for their own photos or if I derped.  I used the Sultry Satin shade of Primer Eyeshadow and Toasted Shimmering Facial Whip.  Sultry Satin is an awful name, but it's a shimmery light peachy gold that I really like.  It's also just sticky enough to stay put without feeling awful on my lids.  It was $2 for 0.2oz, but it's smooth and full of pigment, so I only needed a tiny bit to do both lids.  I'm looking forward to trying this as a primer, but I like it as a shadow on its own.  I'd absolutely buy this again.  I already had one Shimmer Facial Whip and I love it, so I bought a few more of them too.  They come in eight colors and I think I have five of them.  For $1 each, why not?  They're also lipgloss-size at 0.34oz, but again...you don't need much and they're so inexpensive.  Toasted is a light cool brown with a silvery iridescence that isn't excessive, especially once you blend it.  It blends VERY well.  I love versatile products like this.  On my cheeks it's a good pale lady substitute for bronzer.  On my lids it's a good contour color for the Sultry Satin.  On my lips (not in these photos) it's a smooth, silky taupe frost.  It's got a citrusy scent too.  I'll use it year round, but it's whispering "summer" in so many ways.

See?  Just a little effort and I look about as good as I was gonna look.  I applied all of these products with my fingers or their applicators, so they'd be good for after the beach or pool.  Best of all?  Four products, $5!  Can't begin to beat that, can you?

...figures that the best lighting was...there.  Notice my upturned ottoman with the folded sheets on it?  My curtains that don't fit the window that well?  A hint of my unmade bed?  My bedroom is a project I really need to tackle already, so to get things started I headed off to Ikea...

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

'Spoiling' My Sister

I posted photos of that hinted-at haul (really...I will post about it soon) on FB when I got home that day and my sister liked a few of them.  The price was so low that I couldn't help but treat her to the three she liked...plus one I didn't buy for myself.  Too green for my sallow tones, but she's rosier.


The little whale gift tote thing (kinda combo tote/box/bag) is from Target's little dollar store section at the front.  I bought it for her the day I bought my stuffs and it was just too perfect with these blues.  It's good timing too, since she's an art student but she's off for summer so she has a chance to do her nails again. I 'hid' a bottle of SH Crackle Overcoat Antique Gold there too.  I snuck in yesterday morning (hope I didn't wake her up), put this on some books on the dining room table in the same setup as the photo (with the crackle laying flat in the tote), used the can (timing, ugh), and petted 'my' cat (Cobweb...I named her, but she stayed when I moved out...she's still 'my fuzz'), then left to run errands...and buy more polish.  I kinda liked the idea of leaving it there for her to discover (she'd probably been waiting for it since I showed it to her on FB a few days ago) instead of presenting it to her.  She's already tried them all!

I've only worn Spectrum and tried Laser on one nail.  They're a lot sheerer than I expected, but that's the good kind of surprise.  I can layer them to look like they do in the bottle (5-ish layers...erg) or use them as a glitter coat for other colors.  I love multi-function polishes....so I did the predictable thing and went out and bought the magenta, pink (...possibly the only time you'll ever read that in my posts without an association with the word "hate"), and the teal I originally thought was wrong for my coloring.  The teal is more of a shimmer than a glitter, but it also layers well.  I liked these when I bought them, but I love them now that I've tried them out.  Nichole and I are such damn cheerleaders for this brand, aren't we?